10 Random Poker Quotes

• You have to piss with the dick you have
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!