10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it