10 Random Poker Quotes

• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it