10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Poker is for loners.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it