10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.