10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)