10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves