10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow