10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear