10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.