10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for loners.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Fold and live to fold again
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.