10 Random Poker Quotes

• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack