10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.