10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!