10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.