10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.