10 Random Poker Quotes

• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.