10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!