10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22