10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.