10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Poker is for loners.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.