10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.