10 Random Poker Quotes

• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow