10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Welcome to kicker school
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo