10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- in the poker game of life women are the rake