10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.