10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson