10 Random Poker Quotes

• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from