10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)