10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.