10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike