10 Random Poker Quotes

• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.