10 Random Poker Quotes

I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
"I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
"Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave