10 Random Poker Quotes

• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Poker is for loners.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)