10 Random Poker Quotes

• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm