10 Random Poker Quotes

• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."