10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.