10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.