10 Random Poker Quotes

• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!