10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.