10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament