10 Random Poker Quotes

• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson