10 Random Poker Quotes

• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.