10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.