10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph