10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.