10 Random Poker Quotes

• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.