10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd