10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.