10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"